Yeah, I know it sounds like a funky club for podiatrists but I've been speaking with Japanese- Americans in the past few days who say that our crime wave is reminiscent of a secret band of ninja thieves who once operated in Japan.
Many years ago I lived in Japan a pet of my master, Yoshi mimicking his movements from my cage and learning the mysterious art of Ninjitsu for Yoshi was one of Japars finest shadow warriors.