Gilderoy Lockhart Order of Merlin, Third Class honorary member of the Dark Force Defense League and five times winner of Witch Weekly's Most-Charming-Smile Award.
So when Mandy comes tootling back to Colin's room with this week's groceries, and when there's blood in the pool, and when there's yellow police tape wrapped around the entire motel, and when we're on the front page of the Hope Herald.