You know, given that I'm in a bit of a personal crisis and I find myself in a total stranger's home in a town that I can't actually remember the name of and considering that you showed up and you're, like, insanely good-looking and really drunk and probably won't remember me anyway I'm thinking we should have sex.
I'm wondering why a beautiful girl like you would go to a stranger's house for her Christmas vacation and on top of that, spend Saturday night with an old cocker like me.