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Free English Jokes: [9] Newborn

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24 August 2007

[9] Newborn

[9] Newborn
[คลิกที่ลิงค์นี้ จะมีคำแปลเมื่อท่านวางเมาส์บนคำศัพท์, ลด font ลงหน่อยอาจจะดูง่ายขึ้นครับ: http://tinyurl.com/34g8bc ]

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says:

"Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."

"Really !? Like a newborn baby !?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants".

Learning Part
bench
= A long seat usually without a back
wet my pants= To urinate with the pants still on.

1 comments:

Leo said...

Hi... You should know the copying the whole contents from other websites without referring to the source is a real shame.

You copy contents from website http://www.kinglishschool.com

This is unacceptable. Please put the reference to kinglishschool or I will report to blogger and google to do something.

 


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